To love and life is out of the question.
Tagged by my girlfriend, and left no choice but to comply.

Choose ten characters. For funsies, try to use ones you don't normally use. (Hm. I'll try.)
tag at least six people. (We'll see...)
Have fun!

1- Tamika
2- Luca
3- Sienna
4- Nicole
5- Rhiannon
6- Caiaphas
7- Vincent
8- Sammael
9- Venice
10- Kim

1.) Your characters get screennames.

1- ~Snufkin~ (She only smokes pipe, but she's definately Snufkin!)
2- Foxtail~ (Or: Just about any synonym for Lesbian)
3- The_Mischievous_Falcon (Surprise surprise)
4- Catwoman
5- LuckoftheIrish_86
6- Tentacool_1337
7- Oxxx[:::::::>NumberOne<:::::::]xxxO (Or "dUaLwIeLd")
8- Amir (Or 'InUrBase', 'GenerAllahAkhbar', 'SwordoftheSardaukaar' )
9- doggystyle69 (Or: klbfjayuwehgksfdghghhh, assuming she was too horny at the time)
10- KimMc@Edenhigh.edu.co.uk

2.) Describe a typical conversation between any two of these characters. (But none of them are in the same universe! Oh, wait. lol.)

doggystyle69: Fghlbf
Catwoman: ?
doggystyle69: Sry, hi
Catwoman: Yo. Who is this.
doggystyle69: venic
doggystyle69: venice
Catwoman: That's a city in spain or something.
Batman has joined the channel
Batman: Italy.
Catwoman: OMGWTF how did you
Batman: Admin.
Batman has left the channel
Catwoman: Fuck you james!
Catwoman: Mtorhfkr left
doggystyle69: fgfggfhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhh hhhhhhhh
Catwoman: What?
doggystyle69: ssryy
Catwoman: What the hell are you doing anyway?
doggystyle69: sex
Catwoman: ...you're having sex? now?
doggystyle69: ys, u?
doggystyle69: gtg, costas sex now
Catwoman: I swear, I'm the only sane person in this fucking city
doggystyle69: dfashbhfjkhfdhsjajksdkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
doggystyle69 has left the channel

3.) 5 (Rhiannon) takes 6 (Caiaphas) to the zoo.

Rhiannon: And STAY there!
(Caiaphas probably wouldn't mind anyway, there's lots of women working at a zoo and they're bound to have more curves than Rhiannon, he likes curves!)

4.) 4 (Nicole) and 7 (Vincent) enjoy a leisurely picnic lunch. What do they eat?

They'd likely try to eat each other, but in very different ways. She'd win.

5.) What is 2's (Luca's) favorite read?

She'd tell you it was Sappho, but it's actually a bit too high-strung for her. She's a down-to-earth kind of girl, though obnoxiously homosexual. I figure her enjoying Sci-Fi with lesbian characters, but I can't think of any. Help me out?

6.) 10 (Kim) is asked, "Where is Waldo"?

Wal..do? Uh.. Maybe in the common room or in class? Is he the skinny guy in Modern Dancing? I think they have lunch with Creative Writing right now actually, check there.

7.) 3 (Sienna) is stranded in a desert. Who would she rather be stranded with, 1 (Tamika), 4(Nicole), or 8(Sammael)?

Probably Tamika, who's a very knowledgeable traveller, though she generally keeps to herself. I also think she'd get along better with her than with Nicole (Intimidated, and slightly turned on) or Sammael (whom she'd consider too reserved and humourless).

8.) 9 (Venice) is asked to be a spokesperson for a company / cause. What does she choose, and why?

It doesn't matter. She'd accept, forget it and instead of speaking at the rally she'd be off humping Costas in some bush. Might make headlines (or good PR depending on the cause).

9.) 1 (Tamika) and 2 (Luca) are in a Disney movie together. What is the title?

Colours of the Rainbow (I wish Caiaphas had been in on this question, then the title would've been "A goofy movie 3" or "The little mermaid: Uncut and Uncensored")

10.) What is 1's (Tamika's) biggest (Worst!) nightmare?

Being locked up. At least it's a common one.

11.) 8 (Sammael) orders a pizza. What's on it?

Dates, Feta cheese, Dried mint and tarragon (No meat on it please, extra dates)

12.) 6 (Caiaphas) and 3 (Sienna) become arch enemies in a comic book. What're their alterego names?

DR.OCTOPUS (What, it's taken? He doesn't care!) and FALCON GIRL

(That one was riduculously easy. One is half octopus and the other's half-falcon xD)

13.) 5 (Rhiannon) has an irrational fear of:

Deep, dark water. Also, she doesn't like dogs at all, she thinks they're obnoxious and frightening.

14.) 2 (Luca) asks 8 (Sammael) on a date, y/n and why.

No. No no no no. He's FAR too busy and she's FAR too lesbian.
(70% female characters and this question spots the one male who's not girl-crazy!)

15.) 4 (Nicole) gives 1 (Tamika) a present. What is it, and why?

Likely a pair of heavy, good sturdy boots.
Tamika's a traveller and it's a virtue Nicole is likely to respect and admire.
Tamika would also greatly appreciate it. In her opinion, a good pair of boots is the only thing you really need.

Now choose ten characters belonging to someone else to answer the next few questions.

1- James Fowl
2- Aaron (Moonlio)
3- Lucien
4- Camilla
5- Therese
6- Reza
7- Mia
8- André (He's actually mine but I forgot him and he needs to feature!)
9- Daniel
10- Jayne Cobb (From Firefly because i fucking love him and I'm lazy)

All others are AuroraCarina-chan's

1.) Your 4 (Nicole) and someone else's 1(James), 5(Therese), and 9(Daniel) are stuck in a carpool in traffic. How do they pass the time?

Oh my. James would be definately be driving, fighting an oncoming MONSTER of a headache, the result of being stuck in said car. His grandsire and wife would have the catfight pissing contest of the year in the backseat, trying his best to keep the former from killing Nicole. Daniel would sit perfectly still in the passenger seat, staring straight ahead and trying not to be noticed.

2.) Someone else's 10 (Jayne <3) and your 6 (Caiaphas) are having a contest. What is it, and why?

You kiddin'? Armslinging.
Why? Because they're both hunks of man-meat (or octopus as it were) who like showing off. There can't be two alpha-males and all that. Jayne would win.
Cai would get the ladies anyway.


3.) Your 8 (Sammael) and someone else's 8 (André ) are asked to save the world. Result?

Sammael would be a promising candidate, being a skilled fighter, administrator and above all an unmatched tactician and grand strategist. André on the other hand is a bit of a sla- Epicurée and not much of a world-saver at all. Result? World is saved, barely, with a horrible body-count and André as a humorous side-kick, turning up now and then (especially towards the end of the movie) in an awesome car-chase scene (He's a crack driver!) where he saves Sammael. André would also try to convince Sammael of the EXTREME strategic importance of pretty much every last french cultural landmark.

4.) Someone else's 5 (Therese) and your 2 (Luca) are having a chess match. Who wins, and why?

It'd be a close early game, but mid to late game would be dominated by Therese who, after all, had a couple of centuries to practice. She also never loses. Ever. (Except when Nicole and James got married,HA!)


5.) Your 7 (Vincent) and someone else's 7 (Mia) are trapped in an elevator. What happens?

... Well, They make love. Then Mia shrugs and fixes it, whether it's future Mia who'd fix the elevator somehow, or medieval Mia who'd simply clamber out of there and lockpick some doors, sneak by some guards and steal something. -Then- maybe return and get Vincent out. Then they'd make love in a closet.


6.) Someone else's 6 (Reza) and your 3 (Sienna) are invited to a tea party hosted by your 9 (Venice) and someone else's 3 (Lucien). Result?

Lucien would forced to accomodate, plan and host all of it, while trying to keep Venice out of his pants (He might also agree to sex her, but truth be told, he doesn't have her stamina) and once Sienna and Reza arrived, Venice would have wandered off. The rest of the evening might even be pleasant. Reza and Sienna would get along!

7.) Someone else's 2 (Aaron, I changed the number!) and your 2 (Luca) take a vacation to...

China. Upon arrival, Aaron would check into a hotel and contact HQ. Leaving (ditching) Luca at the hotel, she'd proceed to rendezvous with her contact, only to observe him be assassinated in the middle of their meeting. A brief gunfight would ensue, after which she'd flee the scene and try to find out who was behind the murder. Then she'd finish her mission. Roll end credits?
Oh, she'd also be evacuated with the SkyHook retrieval system!

8.) Someone else's 8 (André ), someone else's 4 (Camilla), and someone else's 9 (Daniel) meet up with your 1 (Tamika). What happens?

André would drive them to Tamika, where an argument would erupt between the two of them regarding just how unacceptable it was to bring a CAR to a HIKING TRIP. (I'll just drive you along the mountain trail, woman!) In the meantime, Camilla would have made Daniel very uncomfortable and very confused with tales of her recent exploits. (Poor Daniel just got basic anatomical compatibility figured out. Lesbianism will some time to explain! "But...")


9.) THERE'S A SURPRISE PARTY FOR YOUR 5 (Rhiannon)! Who is it hosted by--someone else's 3 (Lucien), your 4 (Nicole), or someone else's 10 (Jayne)?

LUCIEN.
First of all, he's slowly falling in love with her and they pretty much live together, secondly, Nicole would never host a party of any kind and it's dubious whether Jayne would consider Rhiannon worth any real effort. (I get the feeling he'd prefer someone with more...boobs. And also, he got Kaylee to worry about, doesn't he?)

10.) And finally, your 10 (Kim) and someone else's 2 (Aaron) have a staring contest. What happens?

Aaron wouldn't blink. Ever. Eventually Kim would be forced to give up and Aaron would shake her hand with a smile. A very firm handshake that'd leave Kim's hand in pain. That's what'd happen.

Oh yeah, tagging. Hm.

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